Study Math!

Little Zachary was doing very bad in math. His parents had tried everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first Day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down To dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room
without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as
before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to
understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His mom looked at it and to her great
surprise, Little Zachary got an “A” in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?” Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
“Well, then,” she replied, was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the uniforms? “WHAT WAS IT?” Little Zachary looked at her and said, “Well, on The first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the
plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.”

Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’

CANCER – MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE


“Cancer”

Turn away,
If you could get me a drink
Of water ’cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me in all my favorite colors,
My sisters and my brothers, still,
I will not kiss you,
‘Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.

Now turn away,

‘Cause I’m awful just to see
‘Cause all my hairs abandoned all my body,
Oh, my agony,
Know that I will never marry,
Baby, I’m just soggy from the chemo
But counting down the days to go
It just ain’t living
And I just hope you know

That if you say (if you say)
Goodbye today (goodbye today)
I’d ask you to be true (cause I’d ask you to be true)

‘Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you
‘Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you

Trees -Marty Casey and the Lovehammers

Trees -Marty Casey and the Lovehammers

I don’t want to go through this life
Without you by my side
And I’ve got it all worked out
In my head here’s how it’s got to be

It’ll be you and me up in the trees
And the forest will give us the answer
It’ll be you and I up in the sky
It’s a combination for disaster

We will make believe
In a world we rule together
We can build our dreams
With the knot tied tight to last forever

It’ll be you and me up in the trees
And the forest will give us the answers
It’ll be you and I up in the sky
It’s a combination for disaster

(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…)
We got one shot so let’s use our imagination
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…)
You’re all that I’ve got so where do we go from here?

It’ll be you and me up in the trees
And the forest will give us the answers
It’ll be you and I up in the sky
It’s a combination for disaster

I know there’s more for us in this life…
If we hold on, if we hold strong
I know there’s more for us in this life…
Can we hold on, can we hold on

Trees -Marty Casey and the Lovehammers

Sony: Skype coming to PSP this month

Sony: Skype coming to PSP this month

Skype logo

Skype is coming to the PSP later this month.

(Credit: Skype)

The rumors were true: Skype is coming to the PSP. The leading voice-over-IP phone service will be made available to PSP users worldwide in a free firmware update scheduled for later this month. The catch? The service will only work on the new Slim PSP model, not the original bulkier “PSP 1000” (which, as of fall 2007, is no longer produced). The press release lists the other obvious caveats: you’ll need to have access to Wi-Fi; have a Skype account (it’s free, with paid upgrades for calling to and from non-Skype numbers); and a Skype-compatible “audio input device” (a headset). (via Engadget)

weeeee!!! i like it!!! Good thing i bought the SLIM!!!